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Man Audited by Internal Candy Service Amid Accusations of Dad Tax Fraud
Trick-or-Treater Will Have To Wait as Dad Just Sat Back Down in Recliner
Teary-Eyed Dad Says Heartfelt Goodbye to Lawnmower Until Springtime
Dad Hires PR Firm to Rehabilitate Image After Being Seen Wearing Non-New Balance Shoes
Dad Convinced He Can Turn Stud Finder Joke Into Wide-Ranging Comedy Career
Lengthy Legal Battle Finally Proves Dad Was Indeed Just Resting His Eyes
Dad Passes Out Just Half a Beer Into Virtual St. Paddy’s Pub Crawl
St. Paddy’s Loving Dad at Store for 2 Hours Searching for Baby Formula That’s Green
Dad Spends Same Amount of Time Caring for Infant and Island on Animal Crossing
Son Gives Dad Unplugged Controller to Trick Him Into Thinking He’s Playing
Tech-Incompetent Dad Bribes 5-Yr-Old to Orchestrate His Zoom Super Bowl Party
Dad Happily Watching Commercial-Laden TV Broadcast of Die Hard Despite Owning DVD
Dad Leaves Twinkie and Cigarette for John McClane in Vent Duct on Christmas Eve
Dad Keeps Thanksgiving Tradition Alive By Taking Post-Dinner Nap Over Zoom
Dad “Really Sad” That Vegan Relatives Can’t Attend Thanksgiving Amid Covid
HEARTWARMING: Dad Forgives Children’s Halloween Candy Tax Until Easter
Dad Beefs Up Home Security to Catch Person Meddling With Thermostat
Entire Neighborhood Enjoys Cool Air as Kid Leaves Front Door Open With A/C on
BREAKING: Dad Forgets to Test Click Tongs
Dad Quarantined With Family Actually has to Spend Father’s Day With His Kids
Father’s Day Dad Spending Time With His Loved Ones: New Balances and Mower
Mother’s Day Flowers Yet Another Thing Wife Must Keep Alive During Quarantine
Annoying Store Only Lets 5 Forgetful Dads in at a Time to Buy Mother’s Day Cards
Devastated Dad Forced to Pull Own Finger Amid Social Distancing Era
HEARTBREAKING: 6 Feet of Unkempt Grass Between Quarantined Neighbors
Isolated Dad Settles for Coaching Son’s Video Game Baseball Team
Social Distancing Dad No Longer Has to Use Kids as Excuse for Cancelling Plans
Isolated Dad’s New Balances Now Exempt From “No Wearing Shoes in House” Rule
Baby Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day by Puking on Dad With Green Vomit
Dad Wearing Green Is Not Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, Just Mowed Lawn
Dad Remembers It’s Drew Bledsoe’s Birthday, Unaware It’s Valentine’s Day
Husband Sets Romantic Mood by Sprinkling Lawn Clippings Over Bed
Bloated Dad Physically Unable to Fart Unless Finger is Pulled
Dad Perfectly Executes “See Ya Next Decade” Joke That Was 10 Years in the Making
Dad Rang in New Year With Annual Tradition of Filing Noise Complaint on Neighbors
Boy Playing With Cardboard Box He Got for Christmas Discovers There’s a Toy Inside
Dad Accidentally Throws Away Kid While Disposing of Wrapping Paper
“Some Assembly Required, My Ass,” Says Dad Who’s Been Assembling for 3 Hours
Family Cautiously Backs Away as Dad Unveils Propane-Powered Menorah
Dad’s Secret Recipe for Tofurkey Involves Throwing It Directly Into Trash
“Turkey Made Me Sleepy,” Claims Dad Who Naps After Every Meal
Dad Wearing New Balances Specifically for Turkey Carving Exudes Confidence
“Eating too Much Candy Causes Stomach Aches,” Warns Dad With Stomach Ache
“That’s a scary mask,” Says Savage Dad To Trick-or-Treater Not Even Wearing One
Man Dresses as 49ers Fan for Halloween, Also Every Other Day
Ashamed Dad Disposes of Indoor Grill in Alleyway Dumpster
Dad Considering Donating Yard Shoes to Lawn Mowing Hall of Fame
Dad Reassures Son Monster in Closet Not as Scary as One Under Bed
Cool Pilot Doesn’t Give a Shit if You Put Your Devices in Airplane Mode
Dad’s Well-Used Lawn Care Shoes Mistaken for Ancient Roman Artifact
Report: Lemonade Stand Would Raise More Money if it Were a Beer Stand
Kid Delivering Newspapers Must Be Time Traveler From 1980s
Decisions, Decisions: Fantasy Draft Same Day as Son’s Birthday
Report: 90% of Guests Leaving Gender Reveal Party Unaware of Baby’s Gender
Hungover Dad Masterfully Executes Perfect Game of Hide-and-Seek
Horrified Dad Discovers His New Cargo Shorts Have Faux Pockets
Stud Finder’s Dead Batteries Foil Dad’s Best and Only Joke
Dad With 9 Identical Pairs of Cargo Shorts Can’t Find Favorite Pair
Dad Would Select Himself 1st Overall in a Fantasy Lawn Mowing League
Dad Fully Confident in Decision to Wear Socks in Addition to Sandals
Dad Suffers Dislocated Finger After Asking Son to “Pull My Finger”
Man With No Items in Shopping Cart Regrets Not Making Grocery List
No One Believes Dad’s Emergency Dental Appointment is Actually at 2:30
Dad Joke Backfires as Child Legally Changes Name To “Hungry”
Man Devastated When Wife Removes Grass Stains From Lawn Mowing Shoes
Dad Wonders if He Can Hire Bomb Squad Robot to Change Son’s Diaper
Kids Restore Dad’s Old Thunderbird, Can’t Do Same for His Hairline
Son Puts $5 Under Elderly Father’s Pillow as Reward for Lost Dentures
Dad Rolls His Ankle While Mowing Lawn, Might be Out For Season
Dad Reluctantly Dips Into Lawn Fund to Start Saving for Son’s College Education
Heartwarming Photo Contains Three Generations of Overbearing Fathers
Husband Pretty Sure Wife’s Best Friend’s Name Starts With ‘K’
Dad Remembers ’80s Game-Winning Packers Drive, Forgets Today Is His Wedding Anniversary
Dad Interrupts Daughter’s Swing at Piñata to Demonstrate Fundamentals
Dad Changing Diaper Hopes Newborn Repays Favor in 40 Years
Dad More Unnerved by Total Silence Than Sound of Screaming Children
Dad Hires Well-Behaved Child Actor for Take Your Child to Work Day
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Student Donates His Half-Time 3-Point Food Prize to Homeless Shelter
Lost Teddy Goes on an Adventure Through State Park With Rangers
5 MLB Prospects to Watch This Season Whose Dads Were Pros
Aussie Airline Passenger Checks a Single Can of Beer as Luggage
Mom’s Goal For Her Son to Meet Carey Price Happens Posthumously
Dog Cries When Mufasa Dies and This is Why All Dogs Go to Heaven
We Just Caught Wind of Buttheads, the Cheeky Toys That Fart
2-Yr-Old Puts $1000 Through Shredder Because Having Kids is Expensive